Anybody seen the chiefs balls?
I love Melissa McCarthy and this snippet out of The Heat Movie (2013) makes me laugh out loud every single time I see it.
So on to my point.
Have you lost yours too? Have they shrivelled up and left you a shadow of your former self? Or have you never actually found your balls to begin with?
That’s where I come in.
As your balls coach, or Life Coach, whichever title you prefer, 🙂 I will guide you oh so lovingly… in an ass kicking sort of way… right back to the balls you so dearly and clearly deserve.
These new balls will push you to SHIFT from the life you currently have to the life you have always desired.
Would you like to be THAT woman? The one with balls, I mean? Not literally, of course, we only speak in figurative terms here. That’s another type of coach. 🙂
Good. Then let’s get this party started.
Direct message me. Private message me. Email me. Whichever you prefer.
A woman wanting balls would do this sooner rather than later.
P.S. This offer is naturally only for women! No dudes allowed. Ewww, perv.